1 00:00:25,110 --> 00:00:29,450 Well? Well, I think I'm actually finished. 2 00:00:31,250 --> 00:00:32,390 So this is it, huh? 3 00:00:33,430 --> 00:00:34,710 Yep, Malcolm. 4 00:00:35,530 --> 00:00:37,870 We're finally going to be able to change the world. 5 00:00:40,270 --> 00:00:42,310 They're not going to be able to do anything about it. 6 00:00:50,340 --> 00:00:52,020 He's almost in the clear, buddy. 7 00:00:52,760 --> 00:00:53,760 Willie. 8 00:00:57,480 --> 00:00:58,480 Dad, 9 00:00:59,060 --> 00:01:00,060 are you all right? 10 00:01:01,820 --> 00:01:07,000 Nothing like a concussion before breakfast to make you feel alive. 11 00:01:08,420 --> 00:01:10,840 Sorry, I was practicing. We have a game today. 12 00:01:12,480 --> 00:01:15,240 But who can be mad at a kid who's got a birthday? 13 00:01:16,540 --> 00:01:17,540 Four days. 14 00:01:21,320 --> 00:01:22,320 More days. 15 00:01:24,360 --> 00:01:26,860 Adam, Scott, Molly, Jim. 16 00:01:27,600 --> 00:01:28,559 Right here. 17 00:01:28,560 --> 00:01:29,560 Sorry, honey. 18 00:01:29,880 --> 00:01:32,100 It's okay. I'm hearing a lot of that this morning. 19 00:01:33,140 --> 00:01:35,680 Mom, I'm going to pee on the toilet again. 20 00:01:35,960 --> 00:01:39,180 Well, maybe you should stop drinking out of it. I wasn't drinking out of it. 21 00:01:39,300 --> 00:01:41,600 Don't tease your sister. Adam, get down here. 22 00:01:42,220 --> 00:01:46,000 They say teenage girls spend too much time in front of the mirror. Dad, how 23 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:47,080 about our party on Sunday? 24 00:01:47,340 --> 00:01:49,740 Oh, that reminds me. I have to order a larger cake. 25 00:01:49,980 --> 00:01:51,180 Seems like the whole world is coming. 26 00:01:51,700 --> 00:01:53,180 Chocolate with white icing, right? 27 00:01:53,520 --> 00:01:56,000 Right. Hey, screw it. Four more days. 28 00:01:56,620 --> 00:01:57,780 Oh, is there any more milk? 29 00:01:58,040 --> 00:02:00,020 I don't know. We were just talking about the party. 30 00:02:00,400 --> 00:02:04,580 Oh, man, it's going to be a total blowout. I can't wait. Oh, yeah, I 31 00:02:04,580 --> 00:02:05,580 forgot. You lose something? 32 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:07,000 Oh, gross. 33 00:02:17,450 --> 00:02:18,450 Hey, Randy. 34 00:02:19,210 --> 00:02:20,210 Good morning. 35 00:02:21,730 --> 00:02:23,950 Uh, what you got there? 36 00:02:25,830 --> 00:02:26,830 Zucchini bread. 37 00:02:29,610 --> 00:02:30,610 My mom made it. 38 00:02:32,030 --> 00:02:33,070 Just put it on the table. 39 00:02:33,530 --> 00:02:34,530 Right there. 40 00:02:34,950 --> 00:02:35,950 Yeah. 41 00:02:38,450 --> 00:02:41,330 Come on, Randy. I think we better get out of here now. 42 00:02:42,830 --> 00:02:43,830 Enjoy. 43 00:02:44,930 --> 00:02:46,670 Have fun at school. See you, Randy. 44 00:02:47,680 --> 00:02:49,140 Thanks, Dad. Bye, everybody. 45 00:02:49,420 --> 00:02:50,420 Bye, Mom. 46 00:02:58,840 --> 00:03:00,040 Can I make an observation? 47 00:03:01,520 --> 00:03:03,280 Your family is totally whack. 48 00:03:03,660 --> 00:03:05,700 Oh, we're all really allergic to zucchini. 49 00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:08,320 Lucky. I'm lactose intolerant. 50 00:03:09,940 --> 00:03:12,340 You know, you should try punching her in the arm and then running away. 51 00:03:12,620 --> 00:03:14,120 I hear girls really go for that thing. 52 00:03:14,480 --> 00:03:15,480 I don't like her, okay? 53 00:03:15,740 --> 00:03:17,420 Louder. I don't think she heard you. 54 00:03:19,120 --> 00:03:20,120 Hey, Marshall. 55 00:03:20,900 --> 00:03:23,940 Still think you got a chance of being team captain after yesterday's game? 56 00:03:24,400 --> 00:03:26,200 I got a better chance than you do. 57 00:03:26,840 --> 00:03:27,840 Yeah, right. 58 00:03:27,880 --> 00:03:30,000 I don't think anybody's voting for the choke king. 59 00:03:30,280 --> 00:03:32,240 I can out -shoot you any day, Rosen. 60 00:03:32,520 --> 00:03:33,520 Want to bet? 61 00:03:34,400 --> 00:03:36,180 My lunch money's on the pigtails. 62 00:03:38,820 --> 00:03:39,820 Ha! 63 00:03:40,120 --> 00:03:42,300 Missed. No, she didn't. 64 00:03:52,109 --> 00:03:55,390 Amy, if you like Scott that much, why don't you just ask him to the dance? 65 00:03:56,010 --> 00:03:57,010 Mom, please. 66 00:03:57,190 --> 00:03:58,190 I don't like him, okay? 67 00:03:58,530 --> 00:03:59,530 Not much. 68 00:04:00,470 --> 00:04:01,730 I'll go get my soccer ball. 69 00:04:05,570 --> 00:04:10,530 I just thought that if we didn't pressure him about his birthday, it 70 00:04:10,530 --> 00:04:11,610 easier on him. 71 00:04:12,750 --> 00:04:15,870 If I ever thought this might happen, I never would have made such a big deal 72 00:04:15,870 --> 00:04:16,870 of the party. 73 00:04:16,940 --> 00:04:21,160 Oh, don't forget your soccer mom today. I have a trustees meeting. I already 74 00:04:21,160 --> 00:04:24,640 rearranged my schedule. 2 .45 in front of the school. 75 00:04:25,680 --> 00:04:30,980 Okay. And, sweetie, will you hurry up? Just being near this stuff makes me weak 76 00:04:30,980 --> 00:04:31,980 in the knees. 77 00:04:39,960 --> 00:04:41,020 Such a shame. 78 00:04:41,760 --> 00:04:43,440 I really love zucchini bread. 79 00:04:49,770 --> 00:04:53,090 I'd like to introduce to you the president of Earth Protectors, the 80 00:04:53,090 --> 00:04:56,950 environmental software company that so generously donated personal computers to 81 00:04:56,950 --> 00:04:59,170 every student in the eighth grade, Mr. 82 00:04:59,390 --> 00:05:00,390 Quinn. 83 00:05:01,850 --> 00:05:02,970 How you doing, kids? 84 00:05:03,270 --> 00:05:05,090 Yeah, we were all born to save this planet. 85 00:05:06,370 --> 00:05:08,230 Thank you guys very much. Thank you. 86 00:05:09,390 --> 00:05:10,390 Good morning, everybody. 87 00:05:10,750 --> 00:05:11,850 How's everybody doing today? 88 00:05:12,250 --> 00:05:13,850 Good. That's good. 89 00:05:14,830 --> 00:05:17,670 Today I'm going to talk to you guys a little bit about the environment, and 90 00:05:17,670 --> 00:05:18,670 going to hand out a few upgrades. 91 00:05:20,810 --> 00:05:22,110 I hope you're going to recycle that. 92 00:05:23,570 --> 00:05:25,250 Please? Mm -hmm. 93 00:05:26,390 --> 00:05:27,390 Good girl. 94 00:05:27,930 --> 00:05:31,990 Now, we've designed a software that goes with the computers to be fun as well as 95 00:05:31,990 --> 00:05:32,990 educational. 96 00:05:33,230 --> 00:05:35,970 Something tells me this is not a video game. 97 00:05:36,750 --> 00:05:38,970 Let me see. They can disguise it any way they want. 98 00:05:39,410 --> 00:05:40,650 Just do the homework. 99 00:05:43,030 --> 00:05:44,030 How are you guys doing? 100 00:05:44,190 --> 00:05:46,490 Keep up the good work. You'll be an earth protector one day. 101 00:05:49,020 --> 00:05:50,520 Recycle those guys. No, I'm serious. 102 00:05:50,900 --> 00:05:52,900 Come on now. Have fun at school today. 103 00:05:56,280 --> 00:05:57,280 Man, 104 00:06:08,260 --> 00:06:09,260 I hate kids. 105 00:06:10,220 --> 00:06:12,640 Can't we just run tests on rats like everybody else? 106 00:06:14,440 --> 00:06:16,860 We just finished the Pineland Bank download, boss. 107 00:06:17,120 --> 00:06:18,340 We better get moving. We're going to be late. 108 00:06:18,730 --> 00:06:19,489 Where's Nina? 109 00:06:19,490 --> 00:06:20,490 She's at the warehouse. 110 00:06:20,610 --> 00:06:21,970 She's not expecting us for hours. 111 00:06:23,410 --> 00:06:24,410 Perfect. 112 00:06:25,210 --> 00:06:27,750 Now we'll see what this little program of hers can really do. 113 00:06:38,090 --> 00:06:39,430 Yeah, they gave us computers. 114 00:06:39,910 --> 00:06:42,190 But every night we have to download these stupid programs. 115 00:06:42,450 --> 00:06:44,910 All the recycling, you know, planting trees and junk. 116 00:06:45,410 --> 00:06:47,770 You guys don't know how lucky you are to have your own computers. 117 00:06:48,720 --> 00:06:53,020 When I was your age... Yeah, Mr. Marshall, tell us. How was it using a 118 00:06:53,020 --> 00:06:54,020 and chisel? 119 00:06:55,820 --> 00:06:59,060 Well, if you don't mind waiting for just a moment, sir, I'd be more than happy 120 00:06:59,060 --> 00:07:00,240 to access your account for you. 121 00:07:03,340 --> 00:07:04,520 Ah, there you are. 122 00:07:05,920 --> 00:07:06,920 Oh. 123 00:07:08,020 --> 00:07:11,260 I'm showing that you have $1 .37 in your account. 124 00:07:11,560 --> 00:07:13,700 You want that in nickels and dimes? 125 00:07:14,200 --> 00:07:15,360 No, that's impossible. 126 00:07:16,460 --> 00:07:18,180 I have a lot of money in this bank, okay? 127 00:07:18,840 --> 00:07:20,060 Is there a problem here? 128 00:07:20,520 --> 00:07:21,920 Yes, there is a problem. 129 00:07:22,280 --> 00:07:24,980 I have money in this bank. He's telling me I don't. There must be some kind of a 130 00:07:24,980 --> 00:07:25,980 problem with the computer. 131 00:07:27,620 --> 00:07:30,520 Look, do me a favor and just look again for me, please. 132 00:07:31,380 --> 00:07:32,380 Sure. 133 00:07:34,740 --> 00:07:36,600 Welcome to Earth Protectors. 134 00:07:37,460 --> 00:07:39,900 Listen very carefully to the following instructions. 135 00:07:41,140 --> 00:07:44,740 Earth Protectors will tell you exactly what to do. What in the... 136 00:07:45,130 --> 00:07:50,090 It's important to relax and let Earth protectors do all the thinking for you. 137 00:07:52,230 --> 00:07:54,230 Maybe you better make that fifties and hundreds. 138 00:08:17,190 --> 00:08:18,190 Security? 139 00:08:18,930 --> 00:08:19,930 Security! 140 00:08:20,110 --> 00:08:25,730 Do you guys mind if I let you off at the corner? 141 00:08:26,110 --> 00:08:27,670 I got an emergency at the office. 142 00:08:28,410 --> 00:08:32,049 Oh, it's the emergency. You're an orthodontist, right? What, two losers 143 00:08:32,049 --> 00:08:33,289 their braces stuck together? 144 00:08:34,090 --> 00:08:35,890 Dad, is something wrong with the car? 145 00:08:36,610 --> 00:08:40,429 Uh, yeah, I think something is wrong with the car. Let me pull over here at 146 00:08:40,429 --> 00:08:43,230 corner. Why does this always happen when your dad drives? 147 00:09:10,090 --> 00:09:11,090 Clean, Dad. 148 00:09:11,950 --> 00:09:13,050 Sorry about this, son. 149 00:09:13,570 --> 00:09:14,570 But have a great day. 150 00:09:18,890 --> 00:09:20,230 Up! Up! Get away! 151 00:09:28,270 --> 00:09:32,030 This is the hottest situation we've even made it clear. Everyone, clean them 152 00:09:32,030 --> 00:09:33,030 back. 153 00:09:35,930 --> 00:09:36,930 It's Ron Diesel. 154 00:09:49,800 --> 00:09:50,800 It's about time. 155 00:09:50,820 --> 00:09:51,860 Did you walk here? 156 00:09:53,860 --> 00:09:58,280 Honey, I had a van full of kids. And I had a room full of trustees. 157 00:09:58,840 --> 00:10:01,300 Didn't you hear me when I said I had an important meeting today? 158 00:10:01,500 --> 00:10:03,100 I swear, you're always doing this to me. 159 00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:09,020 Honey, what do you want me to say? I tried. 160 00:10:18,480 --> 00:10:20,500 Sometimes I feel like you would take what I do seriously. 161 00:10:20,740 --> 00:10:24,660 I totally appreciate you, honey. Well, maybe you should show it once in a 162 00:10:25,200 --> 00:10:27,140 Honey, today, okay, I made a mistake. 163 00:10:27,340 --> 00:10:28,720 But you know how I am. 164 00:10:29,540 --> 00:10:30,540 I'm always sacrifice. 165 00:10:31,040 --> 00:10:32,120 Just give me a minute. 166 00:10:35,600 --> 00:10:37,760 You really are a super mom. 167 00:10:39,440 --> 00:10:41,960 Thanks. That's nice to know every once in a while. 168 00:10:42,680 --> 00:10:43,680 Come on. 169 00:10:56,460 --> 00:10:57,760 time to talk about the laundry? 170 00:10:58,040 --> 00:11:00,660 Oh, don't make me pluck your tail feathers. 171 00:11:01,740 --> 00:11:03,320 I'll see you at home, eagle boy. 172 00:11:04,100 --> 00:11:05,100 Yes, honey. 173 00:11:06,160 --> 00:11:07,980 Drive careful. Put your helmet on. 174 00:11:08,560 --> 00:11:09,560 Fasten it up. 175 00:11:28,970 --> 00:11:31,630 I started screaming and yelling. I didn't really see too much of it, 176 00:11:33,110 --> 00:11:36,270 But I know that it's a good thing that those guys showed up, because I don't 177 00:11:36,270 --> 00:11:39,210 think anybody else is going to be able to stop me. Certainly not me, anyway. 178 00:12:13,930 --> 00:12:15,670 She definitely hates me. Oh, yeah. 179 00:12:15,870 --> 00:12:16,870 Come on, Scott! 180 00:12:16,990 --> 00:12:17,990 Come on, Randy! 181 00:12:20,930 --> 00:12:21,930 Hey, Dad. 182 00:12:22,550 --> 00:12:25,050 I wish you wouldn't do that. Somebody's going to see you one of these days. 183 00:12:25,710 --> 00:12:28,930 Relax. I zip around at nearly the speed of light. 184 00:12:29,490 --> 00:12:30,530 Nobody's going to see me. 185 00:12:30,730 --> 00:12:35,290 And if they do, I just fry a couple of brain cells, baby. Woo! 186 00:12:37,810 --> 00:12:40,750 Man, I can't believe I missed a bank robbery this afternoon. 187 00:12:41,050 --> 00:12:42,870 Well, somehow we managed without you. 188 00:12:43,720 --> 00:12:46,660 Hey, can you do me a favor? Keep it a little low -key around your brother for 189 00:12:46,660 --> 00:12:47,660 the next few days. 190 00:12:48,320 --> 00:12:51,300 Why? I mean, he's going to be getting his powers any day now, right? 191 00:12:51,840 --> 00:12:55,300 Well, the closer it gets to Sunday, it doesn't look likely. 192 00:12:55,560 --> 00:12:58,460 But I didn't start getting my powers until a couple of weeks before my big 193 00:12:58,460 --> 00:12:59,460 fought. 194 00:13:00,840 --> 00:13:06,560 Oh, you mean... Scott might be... normal? 195 00:13:08,280 --> 00:13:09,280 Yeah. 196 00:13:10,860 --> 00:13:11,940 Scott might be normal. 197 00:13:17,320 --> 00:13:20,300 What were you thinking, Malcolm? You could have destroyed everything. 198 00:13:20,680 --> 00:13:21,960 I'll tell you what I was thinking. 199 00:13:22,920 --> 00:13:26,200 I was thinking that somebody's got to pay for this little scheme of yours. 200 00:13:27,800 --> 00:13:29,800 Besides, there's nothing left to destroy, okay? 201 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:31,920 Your stupid program didn't even work. 202 00:13:33,500 --> 00:13:35,260 Of course it didn't work. 203 00:13:35,640 --> 00:13:38,400 It's specifically designed to work on adolescent brains. 204 00:13:39,120 --> 00:13:40,120 Oh. 205 00:13:45,900 --> 00:13:47,100 I'm sorry I said that, Nina. 206 00:13:47,600 --> 00:13:48,600 I didn't know that. 207 00:13:50,260 --> 00:13:54,180 It's just that, I mean, after you're done running all your tests, how are we 208 00:13:54,180 --> 00:13:55,960 supposed to get one of these to every kid in the country? 209 00:13:59,580 --> 00:14:02,640 I don't know. I hadn't thought that far. 210 00:14:03,140 --> 00:14:04,140 Exactly. 211 00:14:04,540 --> 00:14:05,540 That's why I'm here. 212 00:14:09,760 --> 00:14:10,760 Hey, honey. 213 00:14:11,660 --> 00:14:12,800 You still mad at me? 214 00:14:13,580 --> 00:14:14,700 Huh? Huh? 215 00:14:15,740 --> 00:14:16,940 No, you're forgiven. 216 00:14:17,840 --> 00:14:19,460 You okay with burgers on the grill? 217 00:14:19,920 --> 00:14:20,920 Yeah, I'm fine. 218 00:14:21,180 --> 00:14:27,780 I'll light it just as soon as... Oh, somebody 219 00:14:27,780 --> 00:14:30,900 used her laser vision to play forest fire with my lily. 220 00:14:32,040 --> 00:14:33,640 Ooh. Mm -hmm. 221 00:14:34,580 --> 00:14:35,760 Okay, time's up. 222 00:14:36,900 --> 00:14:38,220 You want to help Daddy out? 223 00:14:39,120 --> 00:14:41,580 Why don't you go light the barbecue grill? 224 00:14:42,160 --> 00:14:43,160 Okay. 225 00:14:45,610 --> 00:14:52,070 Adam, could you please set the... Done. 226 00:14:54,610 --> 00:14:57,750 Man, Mom really kicked some serious butt. 227 00:15:00,770 --> 00:15:07,470 They successfully apprehended three 228 00:15:07,470 --> 00:15:08,470 robbery suspects. 229 00:15:08,790 --> 00:15:10,150 Honey, we've got to get some new headshots. 230 00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:11,430 Photographer called yesterday. 231 00:15:13,390 --> 00:15:14,850 Is your brother in his room? 232 00:15:15,320 --> 00:15:16,320 Yeah. 233 00:15:16,520 --> 00:15:21,220 You know, none of the tellers can remember what happened. They just handed 234 00:15:21,220 --> 00:15:21,899 the money. 235 00:15:21,900 --> 00:15:24,360 I mean, no guns, no note, nothing. 236 00:15:24,900 --> 00:15:27,740 Maybe they were using some kind of mind control device. 237 00:15:28,440 --> 00:15:31,360 I hope we're not dealing with some new criminal mastermind. 238 00:15:31,720 --> 00:15:35,380 Oh, can I take him out, please? Come on. You know the rules. 239 00:15:35,580 --> 00:15:37,900 No crime fighting until you've done your homework, young man. 240 00:15:44,300 --> 00:15:48,080 If you melt the patio furniture again, young lady, you're in a lot of trouble. 241 00:15:51,780 --> 00:15:52,780 Oh, hey, son. 242 00:15:52,860 --> 00:15:53,860 Hey, dear. 243 00:15:54,240 --> 00:15:55,320 Great game today. 244 00:15:55,780 --> 00:15:57,100 It wasn't so great. 245 00:15:57,540 --> 00:15:58,620 Oh, what do you mean? 246 00:15:59,380 --> 00:16:02,960 Eleven steals, three assists. That's pretty impressive in my book. 247 00:16:03,780 --> 00:16:05,700 Yeah, but I missed that goal. 248 00:16:06,320 --> 00:16:07,860 And maybe you were a little off. 249 00:16:08,570 --> 00:16:11,530 Because you got a little super strength coming on? 250 00:16:11,790 --> 00:16:14,310 No, I was a little off because I'm the choke king. 251 00:16:14,750 --> 00:16:15,750 Well, at least you're the king. 252 00:16:18,630 --> 00:16:22,390 You know, your mother and I have been thinking about a name for you. 253 00:16:23,210 --> 00:16:27,830 And what do you think about the Destroyer? 254 00:16:29,670 --> 00:16:31,030 The Destroyer? 255 00:16:32,590 --> 00:16:35,510 He's kind of pro -wrestling, Dad. 256 00:16:36,030 --> 00:16:37,150 Okay, okay. 257 00:16:38,190 --> 00:16:43,370 But, Dad, does anybody ever get their superpowers after their 14th birthday? 258 00:16:43,930 --> 00:16:44,930 No. 259 00:16:46,230 --> 00:16:47,290 I'm afraid not. 260 00:16:48,690 --> 00:16:50,670 I'm not going to be a superhero, am I? 261 00:16:51,410 --> 00:16:56,350 What makes you say that? I mean, you still have three whole days left. 262 00:16:57,290 --> 00:17:01,050 You know, there's tons of superheroes that didn't get their powers until the 263 00:17:01,050 --> 00:17:02,410 before. Really? 264 00:17:02,730 --> 00:17:03,730 Yeah. 265 00:17:04,730 --> 00:17:07,150 Flame Guy, Rocket Man, Jello Girl. 266 00:17:08,750 --> 00:17:09,849 So there's still time? 267 00:17:10,609 --> 00:17:13,150 Uh, yeah, you know, definitely. 268 00:17:16,109 --> 00:17:19,410 Molly, if I've told you once, I've told you a million times, no laser vision 269 00:17:19,410 --> 00:17:20,410 without supervision. 270 00:17:20,630 --> 00:17:21,730 Now, upstairs, now. 271 00:17:22,510 --> 00:17:25,130 And no Spanish ice cream for you tonight, young lady. Ma! 272 00:17:25,369 --> 00:17:27,230 Don't make me take away your broccoli pudding. 273 00:17:27,490 --> 00:17:28,490 It's not fair. 274 00:17:28,890 --> 00:17:31,630 And if you never develop laser vision, I'll be happy. 275 00:17:40,880 --> 00:17:42,680 I'm going to be the best superhero ever. 276 00:17:43,060 --> 00:17:44,340 Just like my dad. 277 00:17:45,840 --> 00:17:46,840 You in yet? 278 00:17:47,740 --> 00:17:48,740 Almost. 279 00:17:49,860 --> 00:17:50,860 There. 280 00:17:51,180 --> 00:17:52,180 County jail. 281 00:17:52,240 --> 00:17:53,240 Access. 282 00:17:53,880 --> 00:17:54,880 Granted. 283 00:17:55,520 --> 00:18:00,200 Unfortunately, no one ever heard of rabid superheroes out looking for us. 284 00:18:01,040 --> 00:18:02,040 What? 285 00:18:02,420 --> 00:18:04,860 Why would they care about us? You didn't even get any money. 286 00:18:05,340 --> 00:18:07,280 Please. Don't remind me. 287 00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:16,320 Malcolm. We can't let him stop us. I mean, we are so close to really helping 288 00:18:16,320 --> 00:18:17,320 planet. 289 00:18:17,640 --> 00:18:18,640 Don't worry, Nina. 290 00:18:19,160 --> 00:18:20,580 They're not going to be able to stop us. 291 00:18:22,340 --> 00:18:24,160 Of course, it'd be easier if we knew where they were. 292 00:18:24,740 --> 00:18:28,080 I'm sure they have some fabulous, high -tech secret lair somewhere. 293 00:18:29,360 --> 00:18:31,100 What do you mean you told him there's still time? 294 00:18:31,560 --> 00:18:33,880 Well, honey, technically, there is still time. 295 00:18:34,160 --> 00:18:36,960 Jim, he's got to face reality sooner or later. We all do. 296 00:18:40,300 --> 00:18:41,800 He'll be humiliated. 297 00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:43,080 Honey, just one more day. 298 00:18:43,760 --> 00:18:46,020 And then we can cancel the party. 299 00:18:46,640 --> 00:18:47,640 Who's more disappointed? 300 00:18:47,980 --> 00:18:48,979 Him or you? 301 00:18:48,980 --> 00:18:49,980 Honey, that's not fair. 302 00:18:51,640 --> 00:18:53,480 You're just disappointed because you can't brag to your buddies. 303 00:18:55,260 --> 00:18:57,900 Honey, you want him to be a superhero just as much as I do. 304 00:18:59,360 --> 00:19:02,100 I just always thought Scott would go into the family business. 305 00:19:03,280 --> 00:19:04,280 Yeah, well, he's not. 306 00:19:04,700 --> 00:19:09,160 Honey, all he really needs is a glimpse of some power for us to have that party. 307 00:19:09,880 --> 00:19:14,760 Super strength, x -ray vision, and if he could morph like his grandmother, I'd 308 00:19:14,760 --> 00:19:15,760 be happy. 309 00:19:25,560 --> 00:19:28,040 Dad, can I just take that, please? 310 00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:29,760 Don't you think I can handle it? 311 00:19:30,140 --> 00:19:33,560 No, it's not. I'll have you know I was lifting Redwoods like a little Lincoln 312 00:19:33,560 --> 00:19:36,920 lot long before you were born. You said I was afraid that... That it's too 313 00:19:36,920 --> 00:19:40,260 heavy? I lifted up the Cadillac the other day with just one hand. 314 00:19:40,560 --> 00:19:41,560 Ask your mother. 315 00:19:41,980 --> 00:19:47,180 I was afraid that the bottom was going to fall out. 316 00:19:47,380 --> 00:19:48,880 Well, why didn't you say that? 317 00:19:49,160 --> 00:19:51,460 You take care of that. I got to go say hi to my grandkids. 318 00:19:53,460 --> 00:19:54,500 You know your father. 319 00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:14,700 Scott, that's wonderful. 320 00:20:15,040 --> 00:20:17,780 Did you see that? He ripped it right off the hinges. 321 00:20:18,260 --> 00:20:19,260 What did I tell you? 322 00:20:19,660 --> 00:20:20,660 One more day. 323 00:20:23,020 --> 00:20:26,280 When your father went through this phase, we had to put a new foundation on 324 00:20:26,280 --> 00:20:27,280 house. 325 00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:28,560 Sorry about that, Mama. 326 00:20:29,820 --> 00:20:31,440 That is so cool, Scott. 327 00:20:31,920 --> 00:20:33,200 I want to see you do something. 328 00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:35,360 A juggle of piano. 329 00:20:35,720 --> 00:20:37,480 Oh, it kind of comes and goes. 330 00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:39,700 He can show off after dinner. 331 00:20:40,820 --> 00:20:42,080 Have some more spinach, honey. 332 00:20:42,620 --> 00:20:44,140 Well, you have your super strength to maintain. 333 00:20:44,880 --> 00:20:49,380 Oh, we had Spider -Man and Mary Jane over for dinner last night. They say hi. 334 00:20:51,520 --> 00:20:53,860 Any idea how to take webs out of the carpet? 335 00:20:55,660 --> 00:20:56,740 Ice and club soda. 336 00:20:56,940 --> 00:20:57,940 They come right up. 337 00:20:58,060 --> 00:21:00,740 Mmm, this is some good spinach casserole. 338 00:21:01,360 --> 00:21:04,760 What are you making that bank robber you see, Jim? 339 00:21:05,180 --> 00:21:06,180 Kind of unusual. 340 00:21:06,680 --> 00:21:07,800 That has me concerned. 341 00:21:08,740 --> 00:21:11,480 I think we might be in for a major crime wave. 342 00:21:12,450 --> 00:21:13,910 Don't even worry about it. 343 00:21:14,530 --> 00:21:17,230 Scooter here can pick up the slack, baby. 344 00:21:17,710 --> 00:21:21,710 Oh, oh, I don't think so. A little superstitious? Uh -uh, he's not about to 345 00:21:21,710 --> 00:21:22,710 out and face hardened criminals. 346 00:21:23,170 --> 00:21:25,270 He was trying to fly this afternoon. 347 00:21:28,750 --> 00:21:29,750 Did you? 348 00:21:30,050 --> 00:21:31,050 Did you try to fly? 349 00:21:34,370 --> 00:21:35,370 Maybe a little. 350 00:21:35,530 --> 00:21:36,509 Did not. 351 00:21:36,510 --> 00:21:37,510 Molly. 352 00:21:38,250 --> 00:21:39,310 Scott, that's fantastic. 353 00:21:39,670 --> 00:21:42,570 Honey, flying is the most difficult thing there is. I can't even fly. 354 00:21:42,970 --> 00:21:46,070 Was there ever any doubt considering who his father is? 355 00:21:47,090 --> 00:21:48,090 And his grandfather. 356 00:21:49,750 --> 00:21:53,110 Scott, I've been waiting for this day since you were born. 357 00:21:54,090 --> 00:21:55,590 Man, I am so jealous. 358 00:21:56,570 --> 00:21:59,550 Oh, come on, Scott. You have to give us a little demonstration. 359 00:21:59,890 --> 00:22:03,390 Yeah, show us what you really can do. I want to see you fly. Come on. 360 00:22:04,090 --> 00:22:05,090 Sure. 361 00:22:05,990 --> 00:22:06,990 Let me just go. 362 00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:09,800 Put on my training cape, okay? Yeah! 363 00:22:12,120 --> 00:22:14,420 Put on your cape. 364 00:22:15,160 --> 00:22:16,160 Fly. 365 00:22:21,420 --> 00:22:22,420 Can't fly. 366 00:22:23,040 --> 00:22:24,500 I'll just say it was a fluke. 367 00:22:25,840 --> 00:22:27,100 I'm not fooling anyone. 368 00:22:31,680 --> 00:22:33,920 I hope you two can tell a decent name for him. 369 00:22:34,340 --> 00:22:36,740 My father named me the Steel Condor. 370 00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:38,660 Because I got muscles of steel. 371 00:22:38,880 --> 00:22:43,120 Dad, don't get started. And then that clock curl in the middle of his forehead 372 00:22:43,120 --> 00:22:48,760 comes along, gets himself a publicist, starts calling himself the man of steel. 373 00:22:49,260 --> 00:22:50,320 What does that make me? 374 00:22:50,700 --> 00:22:51,760 The bird of steel? 375 00:23:08,970 --> 00:23:09,970 He hit the tree. 376 00:23:10,050 --> 00:23:11,050 Oh, no. 377 00:23:13,350 --> 00:23:16,850 Where is he? 378 00:23:17,410 --> 00:23:18,410 Not in the tree. 379 00:23:19,850 --> 00:23:21,010 Then he's got to be in the sky. 380 00:23:22,210 --> 00:23:23,210 He did it. 381 00:23:24,670 --> 00:23:25,670 He's flying. 382 00:23:29,090 --> 00:23:30,770 What if there's a downdraft? 383 00:23:31,550 --> 00:23:33,270 You know how difficult those can be. 384 00:23:35,070 --> 00:23:36,490 Jim, I think you better go after him. 385 00:23:36,830 --> 00:23:38,590 Before there's an altercation with a low -flying plane. 386 00:23:38,850 --> 00:23:40,050 Okay, okay, honey, okay. 387 00:23:40,730 --> 00:23:41,970 Up! Up! 388 00:23:42,350 --> 00:23:43,289 Look out! 389 00:23:43,290 --> 00:23:44,290 Oh, 390 00:23:44,610 --> 00:23:47,670 Scooter, you are the man. You did it. Congratulations. 391 00:23:49,370 --> 00:23:50,370 Scotta, are you okay? 392 00:23:50,670 --> 00:23:53,250 Oh, honey, we are so proud of you. 393 00:23:53,990 --> 00:23:54,990 We're going to celebrate. 394 00:23:55,190 --> 00:23:57,050 Yes. Let's go downtown and have some ice cream. 395 00:23:57,470 --> 00:23:59,170 I still don't believe you flew. 396 00:24:00,230 --> 00:24:01,230 Well, I did. 397 00:24:01,770 --> 00:24:02,770 Uh -huh, whatever. 398 00:24:03,450 --> 00:24:05,030 Molly, Molly, let's go inside. 399 00:24:07,080 --> 00:24:08,540 Let me have a few seconds with the boy. 400 00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:10,080 I'm going to give him a few pointers. 401 00:24:12,600 --> 00:24:13,660 Pretty impressive. 402 00:24:14,660 --> 00:24:17,000 Thanks. Still trying to get my ears to pop. 403 00:24:17,860 --> 00:24:20,700 Boy, those superpowers of yours just came out of nowhere. 404 00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:23,020 Yeah, like I said, they come and go. 405 00:24:23,840 --> 00:24:26,560 Kind of like the door this afternoon, huh? With all those screws loose. 406 00:24:27,340 --> 00:24:29,160 Yeah, pretty shoddy workmanship, huh? 407 00:24:30,220 --> 00:24:32,280 Well, I'm going inside. Got it. 408 00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:37,080 You know, don't you? 409 00:24:37,780 --> 00:24:38,780 Yes. 410 00:24:39,220 --> 00:24:40,099 Do they? 411 00:24:40,100 --> 00:24:42,800 No. They couldn't be more excited for you. 412 00:24:43,560 --> 00:24:45,180 Grandpa, please don't say anything, okay? 413 00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:48,060 Look, Scott, a superhero is not supposed to lie. 414 00:24:48,400 --> 00:24:51,940 I know, but I had to. They were going to end up canceling the party. Look, the 415 00:24:51,940 --> 00:24:53,940 party is in honor of you becoming a superhero. 416 00:24:54,140 --> 00:24:55,380 I know. Getting your powers. 417 00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:58,180 But Dad was going to be embarrassed in front of all his friends. 418 00:24:58,540 --> 00:25:00,340 I couldn't just let him down like that. 419 00:25:01,220 --> 00:25:03,200 Grandpa, please don't say anything. 420 00:25:03,640 --> 00:25:04,640 Look, I... 421 00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:06,960 I'll tell Mom and Dad right after the party's over, okay? 422 00:25:08,160 --> 00:25:09,160 Please? 423 00:25:11,700 --> 00:25:12,700 Okay, okay. 424 00:25:13,480 --> 00:25:14,480 Thanks, Grandpa. 425 00:25:16,300 --> 00:25:17,300 I love you. 426 00:25:19,720 --> 00:25:20,720 Love you, too. 427 00:25:24,180 --> 00:25:25,180 Hey, son. 428 00:25:25,300 --> 00:25:26,300 Oh, hey, Dad. 429 00:25:26,440 --> 00:25:27,540 You're up awfully early. 430 00:25:28,180 --> 00:25:31,080 Yeah, with all the excitement last night, I kind of forgot to do my 431 00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:35,300 Well, remember, if you want to fly, you're going to have to maintain a B 432 00:25:35,300 --> 00:25:38,600 average. Flying is a privilege, not a right. 433 00:25:39,740 --> 00:25:40,740 Yes, sir. 434 00:25:46,560 --> 00:25:48,540 Welcome to Earth Protectors. 435 00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:51,800 You have been chosen to save the planet. 436 00:25:52,780 --> 00:25:55,560 Listen very carefully to the following instructions. 437 00:25:56,820 --> 00:26:01,060 Relax and let Earth Protectors do all the thinking for you. 438 00:26:09,270 --> 00:26:10,390 Scott, let's go. 439 00:26:11,430 --> 00:26:13,070 What is taking you so long? 440 00:26:13,570 --> 00:26:15,070 You're going to be late for school, son. 441 00:26:16,270 --> 00:26:18,430 Scott. Oh, that was quick. 442 00:26:18,810 --> 00:26:20,570 I hope all the assignments are this easy. 443 00:26:20,910 --> 00:26:23,430 How can you stare at this screen so mindlessly? 444 00:26:24,250 --> 00:26:26,430 It was like this thing's got you mesmerized. 445 00:26:27,250 --> 00:26:29,090 I just need to change, okay? 446 00:26:34,870 --> 00:26:35,870 Mesmerized. 447 00:26:37,790 --> 00:26:38,790 Hey, good morning, Adam. 448 00:26:39,210 --> 00:26:40,129 Hey, Dad. 449 00:26:40,130 --> 00:26:41,310 Did you hear about this? 450 00:26:42,510 --> 00:26:44,450 The guys from the bank robbery escaped. 451 00:26:44,790 --> 00:26:46,650 All the cells opened automatically. 452 00:26:47,730 --> 00:26:49,590 I bet they're calling it a computer malfunction. 453 00:26:50,470 --> 00:26:52,310 Yeah. How'd you know? 454 00:26:53,670 --> 00:26:54,670 Lunch? 455 00:26:55,730 --> 00:26:58,290 You mind going by the bank with me before school? 456 00:26:59,050 --> 00:27:01,570 I thought you'd never ask. 457 00:27:03,010 --> 00:27:04,610 Let me go get dressed. 458 00:27:06,950 --> 00:27:07,950 Oh, yeah. 459 00:27:08,190 --> 00:27:09,190 Oh, yeah. 460 00:27:09,590 --> 00:27:14,590 At first I thought the criminals used some sort of handheld mind control 461 00:27:15,470 --> 00:27:18,830 But the more I thought about it, it could have been generated within the 462 00:27:18,830 --> 00:27:19,830 computer itself. 463 00:27:20,770 --> 00:27:25,890 If you're suggesting that our systems are to blame... No, but you never know. 464 00:27:27,430 --> 00:27:28,430 Silver charge. 465 00:27:29,070 --> 00:27:30,049 Take a look. 466 00:27:30,050 --> 00:27:31,050 I'm on it. 467 00:27:47,630 --> 00:27:49,210 Sometimes he gets a little excited. 468 00:27:54,110 --> 00:27:55,110 Morning, Miss Parker. 469 00:27:55,970 --> 00:27:57,210 Morning, Scott. 470 00:28:21,290 --> 00:28:22,290 Very good work. 471 00:28:22,910 --> 00:28:25,750 Now, did anyone not do their homework assignment? 472 00:28:29,170 --> 00:28:35,170 It really worked. 473 00:28:35,950 --> 00:28:37,350 Every single one of them. 474 00:28:37,570 --> 00:28:38,570 Blue. 475 00:28:39,490 --> 00:28:41,010 What should we teach them first? 476 00:28:41,970 --> 00:28:43,510 Recycling? Composting? 477 00:28:44,110 --> 00:28:45,110 Love of tofu? 478 00:28:45,970 --> 00:28:47,890 Looks like we can make them do anything we want. 479 00:28:51,720 --> 00:28:53,220 I'm going to beam your boyfriend. 480 00:28:53,600 --> 00:28:55,640 Where would it be if I asked Amy to that dance? 481 00:28:56,180 --> 00:28:58,800 Really weird, because it would mean you got a backbone transplant. 482 00:29:00,440 --> 00:29:02,780 Hey, what's with all the blue? 483 00:29:03,540 --> 00:29:04,980 What are you talking about? 484 00:29:05,240 --> 00:29:06,840 Blue, you're all wearing blue. 485 00:29:07,240 --> 00:29:08,880 Some sort of pep rally or something? 486 00:29:09,680 --> 00:29:10,700 I didn't even notice. 487 00:29:11,680 --> 00:29:13,280 Coincidence? You're ready. 488 00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:14,520 Think fast. 489 00:29:16,080 --> 00:29:17,300 Hey, Scott, think fast. 490 00:29:18,900 --> 00:29:21,140 Why'd you do that? Now she's going to take our snake catch. 491 00:29:26,459 --> 00:29:27,520 Are you okay? 492 00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:29,140 Yeah, I'll be fine. 493 00:29:30,680 --> 00:29:31,740 What were you thinking? 494 00:29:32,100 --> 00:29:34,600 You were going to catch that, weren't you? Look, I forgot, okay? 495 00:29:34,960 --> 00:29:36,340 Look, you can't forget anymore. 496 00:29:36,680 --> 00:29:39,480 Now that you have these powers, you're going to have to be a lot more careful. 497 00:29:41,340 --> 00:29:44,900 Aluminum foil is the one thing that screws up our molecular structure. 498 00:29:45,880 --> 00:29:47,760 Too much of it can kill us. 499 00:29:50,360 --> 00:29:52,600 You know what? You're right, though. I mean, how are we going to expand this 500 00:29:52,600 --> 00:29:56,740 thing? I mean, we owe it to the planet to get this program into every school in 501 00:29:56,740 --> 00:29:57,519 the country. 502 00:29:57,520 --> 00:29:59,040 Look, you just leave that up to me, okay? 503 00:29:59,280 --> 00:30:01,700 You go back and work on some more tests, and we'll meet up with you later. 504 00:30:01,980 --> 00:30:02,980 Cool. Bye. 505 00:30:05,740 --> 00:30:07,180 Act as I'm already way ahead of her. 506 00:30:08,060 --> 00:30:10,340 I actually added a little pizzazz to today's lesson. 507 00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:13,480 Three, two, one. 508 00:30:14,560 --> 00:30:15,560 Snack time. 509 00:30:31,600 --> 00:30:35,520 You gave them chocolate cravings? I could make them do anything I want them 510 00:30:35,520 --> 00:30:39,200 do. Buy anything I want them to buy, watch anything I want them to watch. 511 00:30:39,440 --> 00:30:40,840 And people will pay for that kind of influence. 512 00:30:41,640 --> 00:30:42,640 Exactly. 513 00:30:42,980 --> 00:30:45,440 You see, Nina's problem is she wants to do too much. 514 00:30:45,980 --> 00:30:49,540 I mean, she's not going to be happy until she's saved the ozone, fed the 515 00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:50,680 and made meat -eating illegal. 516 00:30:51,880 --> 00:30:52,880 Me? 517 00:30:53,240 --> 00:30:54,580 I have much simpler desires. 518 00:30:56,120 --> 00:30:58,400 $120 billion would make me incredibly happy. 519 00:31:11,820 --> 00:31:13,080 What are we going to do? 520 00:31:13,840 --> 00:31:16,420 You were right. They're actually going to try and stop us. 521 00:31:17,360 --> 00:31:20,700 It doesn't matter if we stop them first. Currently working with authorities. 522 00:31:21,120 --> 00:31:25,480 And we're producing and distributing an antivirus program that will disable and 523 00:31:25,480 --> 00:31:27,700 destroy their brainwashing software. 524 00:31:28,300 --> 00:31:30,220 Cool. I didn't know you could program a computer. 525 00:31:31,460 --> 00:31:32,460 I can't. 526 00:31:33,180 --> 00:31:35,060 I just thought it would buy us some time. 527 00:31:35,680 --> 00:31:38,300 And even if we could, thanks to your brother. 528 00:31:39,050 --> 00:31:41,590 Whatever evidence there was, it's completely fried. 529 00:31:43,150 --> 00:31:44,150 Thank you. Yes. 530 00:31:44,570 --> 00:31:49,390 Speaking of fried, is that your chicken I smell? 531 00:31:53,610 --> 00:31:56,850 Excellent, excellent. Okay. Chin up, chin up, chin up. 532 00:31:58,270 --> 00:32:00,950 Shoulders back just a little bit more. 533 00:32:01,710 --> 00:32:02,850 Shoulders back. 534 00:32:03,090 --> 00:32:04,090 That's good. 535 00:32:04,510 --> 00:32:07,890 Because nobody respects... A superhero that slouches. 536 00:32:08,710 --> 00:32:11,010 That's what happened to your Uncle Freddy. That's why they kicked him out. 537 00:32:11,270 --> 00:32:12,270 That's right. 538 00:32:13,170 --> 00:32:14,190 Thanks for the lessons. 539 00:32:14,570 --> 00:32:18,250 Would you look at the time? No, no, no, no, no. Now, now, now. The most 540 00:32:18,250 --> 00:32:22,850 important thing to remember about takeoff, other than watching out for the 541 00:32:22,850 --> 00:32:26,850 trees... And fences. ...is that you have to go fast enough so nobody can see 542 00:32:26,850 --> 00:32:28,490 you, especially when you're not in costume. 543 00:32:28,830 --> 00:32:31,230 Well, it's going to be a while before we can practice. 544 00:32:31,470 --> 00:32:35,170 I just kind of put along on my takeoff. Old neighborhood. 545 00:32:36,260 --> 00:32:38,060 See? No, no, no, no, no. Scott, Scott. 546 00:32:38,500 --> 00:32:40,880 That's why we practice takeoffs at night. 547 00:32:41,200 --> 00:32:44,000 But you can practice flying at any time. See you guys later. 548 00:32:44,420 --> 00:32:45,560 Up, up, and away! 549 00:32:52,620 --> 00:32:54,940 Keep your eyes open, son. 550 00:32:55,160 --> 00:32:56,160 Keep your eyes open. 551 00:33:13,610 --> 00:33:14,610 Back on the go, are you? 552 00:33:15,050 --> 00:33:16,450 No, not without a warning. 553 00:33:16,970 --> 00:33:17,970 This is a warning. 554 00:33:18,510 --> 00:33:19,510 Stop! 555 00:33:20,090 --> 00:33:23,390 Jim! No! Help me! I won't, Jim! 556 00:33:23,790 --> 00:33:24,930 Down here, Jim! 557 00:33:27,590 --> 00:33:31,550 You know, this is so unlike Jim. He's usually never late. 558 00:33:31,850 --> 00:33:33,510 I don't know, Judy. I've got to get this game on the go. 559 00:33:33,710 --> 00:33:34,710 I'm sure they're there. 560 00:33:36,150 --> 00:33:37,150 Honey. 561 00:33:37,570 --> 00:33:38,570 Finally. 562 00:33:39,490 --> 00:33:40,650 I was getting worried. 563 00:33:42,130 --> 00:33:47,340 Um... Because if you miss, I'd automatically be captain and I don't 564 00:33:47,340 --> 00:33:48,340 on technicality. 565 00:33:49,060 --> 00:33:50,320 Try to mess up. 566 00:33:50,800 --> 00:33:51,800 Mess up? 567 00:33:52,140 --> 00:33:53,140 Yeah, mess up. 568 00:33:53,560 --> 00:33:55,920 Marshall, Rosen, get on the field. 569 00:33:56,480 --> 00:33:57,480 Come on. 570 00:33:59,160 --> 00:34:01,860 Either you were practicing loop -de -loop or it didn't go very well. 571 00:34:02,260 --> 00:34:04,600 It was like he's never flown before in his life. 572 00:34:05,320 --> 00:34:07,600 I've never seen powers come and go like that. 573 00:34:09,139 --> 00:34:10,300 Don't be too hard on him. 574 00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:13,920 Maybe he's having trouble concentrating because he's so excited about tomorrow. 575 00:34:17,159 --> 00:34:18,380 Yeah. Yeah. 576 00:34:24,139 --> 00:34:25,139 Here you go. 577 00:34:25,219 --> 00:34:26,219 Thank you. 578 00:34:35,460 --> 00:34:36,460 Everything's ready. 579 00:34:36,639 --> 00:34:37,639 Excellent. 580 00:34:39,630 --> 00:34:40,630 You sure you want to do this? 581 00:34:41,050 --> 00:34:42,889 Wouldn't it be better just to lay low for a while? 582 00:34:44,730 --> 00:34:47,630 Look, achieving greatness involves a certain amount of risk. 583 00:34:48,250 --> 00:34:51,730 And pretty soon we're going to have 20 million young minds under our control. 584 00:34:52,370 --> 00:34:55,170 And if today goes well with superhero, it's going to provide the muscle. 585 00:34:56,909 --> 00:34:59,730 There's going to be nobody out there that's going to be able to stop us. 586 00:35:02,190 --> 00:35:03,190 Except Nina. 587 00:35:05,190 --> 00:35:06,190 Except Nina. 588 00:35:11,150 --> 00:35:14,330 Don't you know who you are? Baby, baby, you're a superstar. 589 00:35:14,730 --> 00:35:17,890 Don't you know who you are? Baby, baby, you're a superstar. 590 00:35:18,970 --> 00:35:20,650 That's why I always save the day. 591 00:35:25,670 --> 00:35:26,670 Oh, 592 00:35:27,010 --> 00:35:29,530 Rach, I'm glad you could make it. Want some? 593 00:35:30,030 --> 00:35:31,030 Oh, 594 00:35:31,510 --> 00:35:32,610 here, don't forget a napkin. 595 00:35:34,350 --> 00:35:37,330 These spinach puffs are great. Judy's an excellent cook. 596 00:35:37,930 --> 00:35:39,010 So anyway... 597 00:35:39,310 --> 00:35:40,249 Back to me. 598 00:35:40,250 --> 00:35:41,650 So you still want to go through with it? 599 00:35:42,310 --> 00:35:43,350 I have to. 600 00:35:44,050 --> 00:35:46,030 Don't underestimate your father. 601 00:35:46,250 --> 00:35:47,250 He loves you. 602 00:35:47,630 --> 00:35:48,870 Powers or no powers. 603 00:35:49,990 --> 00:35:52,690 So whatever you decide to do, I'll be right beside you. 604 00:35:53,230 --> 00:35:54,230 Thanks, Grandpa. 605 00:35:55,890 --> 00:35:57,470 Can I have everybody's attention, please? 606 00:35:58,630 --> 00:36:04,990 We're here today to honor and welcome the newest superhero, my son, Scott. 607 00:36:09,390 --> 00:36:10,390 I'm really proud of you. 608 00:36:11,810 --> 00:36:13,690 Recognizing Scott's unique talents, 609 00:36:14,450 --> 00:36:18,190 Warrior Woman and I have decided to name him Warrior Eagle. 610 00:36:25,250 --> 00:36:26,430 It's time to take your oath. 611 00:36:31,290 --> 00:36:36,990 Do you, Warrior Eagle, agree to only use your power for good, to fight for peace 612 00:36:36,990 --> 00:36:37,990 and freedom? 613 00:36:38,270 --> 00:36:43,050 And to uphold the superhero credo of truth, justice, and integrity? 614 00:36:47,390 --> 00:36:49,830 Dad, I have to tell you something. 615 00:36:51,490 --> 00:36:54,630 Scott, you're supposed to say, I do. 616 00:36:56,030 --> 00:36:58,470 I do. 617 00:36:59,210 --> 00:36:59,890 I 618 00:36:59,890 --> 00:37:06,750 do. 619 00:37:14,120 --> 00:37:15,120 I don't know about this, Malcolm. 620 00:37:15,420 --> 00:37:17,520 Look, Nina, this is very simple, okay? 621 00:37:18,140 --> 00:37:21,320 When Bronze Eagle arrives, you just slip the homing device right onto him. 622 00:37:21,740 --> 00:37:22,740 Me? 623 00:37:22,940 --> 00:37:23,819 Why me? 624 00:37:23,820 --> 00:37:26,920 Because if you don't do it, we're not going to be able to find his hideout. 625 00:37:26,920 --> 00:37:29,960 if we can't find his hideout, we're not going to be able to stop him. And if we 626 00:37:29,960 --> 00:37:33,600 can't stop him, all this hard work will have been for nothing. 627 00:37:34,900 --> 00:37:35,900 Is that what you want? 628 00:37:37,300 --> 00:37:40,880 I don't know, but I still don't understand why I... Listen, Nina. 629 00:37:41,700 --> 00:37:42,700 We're all counting. 630 00:37:53,450 --> 00:37:55,950 The door to the roof is welded shut. She's not getting out that way. 631 00:37:56,170 --> 00:37:58,990 I think she's probably going to have a tough time with the front door, too. 632 00:37:59,990 --> 00:38:04,290 See, even if our friends don't show up, this is what we criminal masterminds 633 00:38:04,290 --> 00:38:06,750 call a win -win situation. 634 00:38:14,450 --> 00:38:16,610 You ready for steak? 635 00:38:17,170 --> 00:38:18,170 Let's go. I'm buying. 636 00:38:39,950 --> 00:38:41,550 to tell you, I think he's going to be one of the best. 637 00:38:52,590 --> 00:38:55,150 Oh, there's a woman in the burning building. 638 00:38:56,490 --> 00:38:57,490 Honey, 639 00:38:57,630 --> 00:38:58,870 I better take this. 640 00:38:59,210 --> 00:39:00,830 I'll be back. No, no, please. 641 00:39:01,310 --> 00:39:03,130 Let me go. Flash, they're in back. 642 00:39:03,570 --> 00:39:06,830 Why not let the boy do it? I mean, a woman in a burning building, that's 643 00:39:06,830 --> 00:39:07,850 superhero in 101. 644 00:39:08,560 --> 00:39:09,560 You got a point there, Reach. 645 00:39:09,960 --> 00:39:11,060 What do you say, Scott? 646 00:39:11,880 --> 00:39:14,360 I mean, Warrior Eagle. 647 00:39:15,020 --> 00:39:16,640 Jim, honey, I don't know. 648 00:39:17,340 --> 00:39:18,620 Warrior Eagle. 649 00:39:19,080 --> 00:39:20,340 Warrior Eagle. 650 00:39:20,760 --> 00:39:21,920 Warrior Eagle. 651 00:39:22,260 --> 00:39:23,780 Warrior Eagle. 652 00:39:24,240 --> 00:39:25,360 Warrior Eagle. 653 00:39:25,700 --> 00:39:27,440 Warrior Eagle. Warrior Eagle. Where's Grandpa? 654 00:39:28,020 --> 00:39:33,040 Hello, here I am, the handsome prince. I am coming to rescue the lovely 655 00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:35,160 princess. Uh, son. 656 00:39:35,950 --> 00:39:38,510 This woman's in a burning building. I think you've got to take this. 657 00:39:39,430 --> 00:39:42,850 Right. I'm all over it. All right. 658 00:39:43,470 --> 00:39:44,470 Yeah, yeah. 659 00:40:02,110 --> 00:40:03,170 That's my boy. 660 00:40:07,020 --> 00:40:08,040 Oh, there he is, there he is, there he is. 661 00:40:08,920 --> 00:40:09,920 Helicopter, helicopter. 662 00:40:10,280 --> 00:40:12,000 Oh, eagle, eagle, eagle. 663 00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:14,000 Ooh, 664 00:40:14,100 --> 00:40:15,100 yes, yes! 665 00:40:16,180 --> 00:40:17,180 UFO. 666 00:40:39,760 --> 00:40:40,760 Gotta get in the roof. 667 00:40:42,860 --> 00:40:43,860 Help! 668 00:40:49,840 --> 00:40:50,840 Somebody! 669 00:40:53,420 --> 00:40:54,420 Bronze Eagle! 670 00:40:55,020 --> 00:40:58,520 I'm downtown at the scene of a four -alarm fire which is currently raging 671 00:40:58,520 --> 00:41:01,820 control. And I've just been informed that there is a woman trapped in the 672 00:41:01,820 --> 00:41:02,820 building. 673 00:41:02,880 --> 00:41:06,260 Where is he? I mean, did he take the scenic route? What's up? 674 00:41:28,400 --> 00:41:30,460 Oh, there he is. There he is. 675 00:41:31,160 --> 00:41:35,760 What are you doing on the ground? 676 00:42:05,710 --> 00:42:06,710 You're a superhero. 677 00:42:08,010 --> 00:42:08,928 Long story. 678 00:42:08,930 --> 00:42:09,930 Come on. 679 00:42:10,050 --> 00:42:11,930 We're sure not going back out that way. 680 00:43:24,100 --> 00:43:25,100 Whisk it. 681 00:44:51,790 --> 00:44:52,790 Get on your bike and get home. 682 00:44:54,010 --> 00:44:55,010 Now. 683 00:45:22,860 --> 00:45:24,580 You don't know how disappointed we are, Scott. 684 00:45:26,180 --> 00:45:27,420 Because I'm not a superhero? 685 00:45:27,700 --> 00:45:29,480 No, because you lied to us. 686 00:45:30,140 --> 00:45:33,300 To everyone, because you almost got yourself and that woman killed. 687 00:45:33,580 --> 00:45:35,160 Because I embarrassed you in front of your friends? 688 00:45:35,960 --> 00:45:37,900 Scott, this is not about us. 689 00:45:38,980 --> 00:45:42,780 Scott, I'm sorry that you felt you had to do this just to make us happy. But we 690 00:45:42,780 --> 00:45:44,060 love you no matter what you are. 691 00:45:44,700 --> 00:45:45,980 Powers or no powers. 692 00:45:46,940 --> 00:45:48,080 It's Grandpa's day. 693 00:45:50,280 --> 00:45:53,720 So how happy were we when Adam circled the globe in under a second for the 694 00:45:53,720 --> 00:45:58,240 time? And when Molly could boil water at the age of two? Listen to me, sweetie. 695 00:45:58,940 --> 00:46:01,500 We love you just for being you. 696 00:46:04,100 --> 00:46:06,160 I didn't mean to hurt anyone. 697 00:46:06,640 --> 00:46:07,640 We know. 698 00:46:09,220 --> 00:46:12,840 Why don't you hit the showers, and we'll talk about this some more tomorrow. 699 00:46:24,910 --> 00:46:26,890 Any concern about his mask falling off? 700 00:46:27,290 --> 00:46:29,530 Should we send Adam out to do a little mind erasing? 701 00:46:31,210 --> 00:46:32,210 No, we'll be fine. 702 00:46:33,910 --> 00:46:38,130 The public was too far away to see anything, and that woman has no way of 703 00:46:38,130 --> 00:46:39,130 finding him. 704 00:46:40,310 --> 00:46:41,310 It's beautiful, Lena. 705 00:46:42,090 --> 00:46:43,090 It's just beautiful. 706 00:46:48,750 --> 00:46:50,890 Did your kids see that boy in the news yesterday? 707 00:46:51,649 --> 00:46:55,830 Oh, yeah, you mean the stupid kid with the cape? Yeah. What kind of loser wears 708 00:46:55,830 --> 00:46:57,530 a cape? Yeah, he thought it was a superhero. 709 00:46:57,850 --> 00:46:58,828 Forgot one thing. 710 00:46:58,830 --> 00:46:59,830 Super power! 711 00:47:00,330 --> 00:47:04,610 And then Bronzy went to totally shave his butt. Help me! Save me! I'm in a 712 00:47:04,610 --> 00:47:05,990 burning building! Knock it off, Randy! 713 00:47:08,270 --> 00:47:14,770 It's not his fault he didn't get his super powers when he was... You're 714 00:47:16,170 --> 00:47:17,170 Total loser. 715 00:47:26,280 --> 00:47:29,280 Here's the Earth Protector software for you to take home and test tonight. 716 00:47:30,120 --> 00:47:33,880 Be sure you review these disks and return them the first thing tomorrow. 717 00:47:35,080 --> 00:47:36,860 Don't forget, it's your homework. 718 00:47:56,840 --> 00:47:58,200 It's not your dad's fault. 719 00:47:59,680 --> 00:48:00,680 I know. 720 00:48:01,980 --> 00:48:02,980 I'm sorry. 721 00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:04,660 I'm sure this all doesn't seem fair. 722 00:48:05,660 --> 00:48:07,800 But this means you can be anything you want to be now. 723 00:48:08,020 --> 00:48:09,900 Grandpa, I want to be a superhero. 724 00:48:10,280 --> 00:48:12,060 Well, stop whining and be one. 725 00:48:12,320 --> 00:48:15,100 How? I can't fly. I can't run at a supersonic speed. 726 00:48:15,500 --> 00:48:19,420 Look, it's not the cape that makes your dad a hero. 727 00:48:21,760 --> 00:48:22,760 Think it over. 728 00:48:38,570 --> 00:48:45,170 to earth protectors it's time for you to take control listen very carefully to 729 00:48:45,170 --> 00:48:50,630 the following instructions earth protectors will tell you exactly what to 730 00:48:50,630 --> 00:48:56,170 relax and let earth protectors do all the thinking for you 731 00:48:56,170 --> 00:49:02,190 we are here to help you we are here to help you take control 732 00:49:02,190 --> 00:49:05,670 we are here to help you take control 733 00:50:09,299 --> 00:50:10,800 Molly? That is not cute. 734 00:50:11,920 --> 00:50:13,360 Honey, honey, honey, honey. 735 00:50:14,120 --> 00:50:15,760 Did you take some money out of my wallet? 736 00:50:16,440 --> 00:50:19,520 No, but I should have. You already cleaned me out. No, no, I didn't take 737 00:50:19,520 --> 00:50:22,360 money from you. Speaking of money, Mom, did you borrow money for the paperboy 738 00:50:22,360 --> 00:50:24,080 again? Because I'm missing 20 bucks. 739 00:50:25,940 --> 00:50:27,180 Okay, I'm out of here. 740 00:50:28,260 --> 00:50:29,260 Scott. 741 00:50:29,480 --> 00:50:30,480 You didn't. 742 00:50:30,620 --> 00:50:31,620 No way. 743 00:50:32,200 --> 00:50:33,200 Wait a minute. 744 00:50:38,480 --> 00:50:41,760 With my X -ray vision, I can see money in your backpack. 745 00:50:46,400 --> 00:50:49,080 You have to believe me. I don't know how we got in there. 746 00:50:49,520 --> 00:50:52,740 I'm not really into the believing Scott business these days. 747 00:50:52,940 --> 00:50:56,180 Scott, if this is a cry for help, you need to talk to us. Honey, regardless, 748 00:50:56,580 --> 00:50:58,560 we're going to have to punish you for stealing. 749 00:50:58,960 --> 00:51:00,920 What? I didn't take the money. 750 00:51:01,360 --> 00:51:02,960 And lying about it, Scott. 751 00:51:03,760 --> 00:51:06,300 I'm holding the money in my hand. All right, that's it. 752 00:51:06,880 --> 00:51:07,880 No soccer. 753 00:51:08,170 --> 00:51:12,530 What? For at least a month. You can't do that. We're picking the captain in two 754 00:51:12,530 --> 00:51:13,530 days. 755 00:51:14,650 --> 00:51:15,670 This isn't fair. 756 00:51:19,090 --> 00:51:20,090 No soccer? 757 00:51:20,430 --> 00:51:21,430 That's what they said. 758 00:51:21,590 --> 00:51:23,470 I can't believe they think I took the stupid money. 759 00:51:24,090 --> 00:51:28,990 Well, what I don't get is how come the money got inside the backpack. I mean, 760 00:51:28,990 --> 00:51:29,990 beats me. 761 00:51:31,070 --> 00:51:32,070 Weird. 762 00:51:41,100 --> 00:51:44,340 I would love to know your secret. I can't even get them to hand in their 763 00:51:44,340 --> 00:51:45,740 homework. Good job. 764 00:51:46,080 --> 00:51:47,080 Thank you. 765 00:51:53,580 --> 00:51:59,660 What are you going to do to him? 766 00:52:00,300 --> 00:52:02,500 Nothing. You said this kid saved your life, right? 767 00:52:03,600 --> 00:52:04,600 I'm not going to do anything. 768 00:52:04,780 --> 00:52:05,780 I'm grateful. 769 00:52:15,150 --> 00:52:16,150 Perfect match. 770 00:52:17,270 --> 00:52:19,450 You know, I think it's time I met this Scott Marshall. 771 00:52:19,950 --> 00:52:22,130 Good morning, students of Centennial School. 772 00:52:22,570 --> 00:52:24,190 Please go to your classrooms now. 773 00:52:24,730 --> 00:52:27,350 Hey, did you see that 12 -day adventure program last night? 774 00:52:27,590 --> 00:52:30,050 No, no, no. Well, for some reason, I couldn't turn it off. 775 00:52:30,370 --> 00:52:31,470 Yeah, me too. 776 00:52:31,950 --> 00:52:34,050 Oh, Scott, they need to see it in the principal's office. 777 00:52:37,430 --> 00:52:40,370 Remember, corporal punishment is illegal in this state. 778 00:52:44,620 --> 00:52:48,980 This is quite an honor for you, Scott. Earth Protectors has picked you out of 779 00:52:48,980 --> 00:52:50,840 all the students to test their latest product. 780 00:52:51,880 --> 00:52:53,360 Have fun. 781 00:52:53,840 --> 00:52:54,840 Thanks, Ms. Parker. 782 00:52:58,120 --> 00:52:59,940 Welcome to Earth Protectors. 783 00:53:00,160 --> 00:53:04,700 You have been individually selected for this special Earth Protectors upgrade. 784 00:53:05,580 --> 00:53:08,340 Listen very carefully to the following instructions. 785 00:53:08,960 --> 00:53:13,670 It is very important... that you answer all of the following questions honestly 786 00:53:13,670 --> 00:53:14,670 and accurately. 787 00:53:14,930 --> 00:53:15,930 Okay, Scott. 788 00:53:16,630 --> 00:53:18,710 Let's start with a few simple questions about your family. 789 00:53:19,790 --> 00:53:21,970 Likes, dislikes, weaknesses. 790 00:53:22,790 --> 00:53:25,890 You know, this way Nina can reconfigure the parameters of the software and we'll 791 00:53:25,890 --> 00:53:26,970 be able to enslave your parents. 792 00:53:32,650 --> 00:53:34,030 Scott! Hey, come here. 793 00:53:34,550 --> 00:53:36,770 Scott. Hey, what was that all about? 794 00:53:37,170 --> 00:53:38,510 No idea. It was totally stupid. 795 00:53:38,830 --> 00:53:40,310 I just sat down and they said I could go. 796 00:53:41,290 --> 00:53:42,790 Because you were there for almost two hours. 797 00:53:43,050 --> 00:53:44,050 Are you sure? 798 00:53:44,950 --> 00:53:46,870 Yeah, I mean, you missed math and PE. 799 00:53:47,310 --> 00:53:49,670 Personally, I'd be doing a victory dance right about now. 800 00:53:51,730 --> 00:53:52,730 See you later. 801 00:54:00,350 --> 00:54:01,350 Here, 802 00:54:07,770 --> 00:54:10,330 Scott. You want to make sure I gave this one to you. 803 00:54:11,660 --> 00:54:15,600 Now don't forget, tonight's homework must be done with a parent. 804 00:54:22,600 --> 00:54:23,600 Her? 805 00:54:27,220 --> 00:54:34,140 Scott, watch where you're 806 00:54:34,140 --> 00:54:35,140 going. 807 00:54:35,280 --> 00:54:39,160 Why do you watch where you're going? Sorry, I love to stay in shape, but I 808 00:54:39,160 --> 00:54:40,160 go. 809 00:54:44,910 --> 00:54:49,330 And I'm positive it was the same woman from the fire that was getting into the 810 00:54:49,330 --> 00:54:50,330 software company van. 811 00:54:51,390 --> 00:54:52,390 Strange coincidence. 812 00:54:52,890 --> 00:54:54,790 Police never found her after you set her down. 813 00:54:55,130 --> 00:54:58,190 And when I went into the office, I thought I was there for two minutes. But 814 00:54:58,190 --> 00:54:59,610 Randy said I was there for two hours. 815 00:55:00,410 --> 00:55:01,610 They called you into the office? 816 00:55:02,190 --> 00:55:05,210 Not because I was in trouble, but the president of Earth Protectors wanted to 817 00:55:05,210 --> 00:55:06,210 talk to me personally. 818 00:55:06,930 --> 00:55:09,430 Remember you said somebody was using a mind control device? 819 00:55:10,410 --> 00:55:11,410 Well, this is it. 820 00:55:15,760 --> 00:55:19,440 I don't think anybody is trying to take over the minds of your junior high. 821 00:55:19,620 --> 00:55:21,780 Yeah, you're all already pretty mindless. 822 00:55:22,100 --> 00:55:24,120 Okay, but what about when everybody wore blue? 823 00:55:24,600 --> 00:55:27,040 Huh? And maybe it's why you think I took the money. 824 00:55:27,440 --> 00:55:28,460 Here we go. 825 00:55:29,200 --> 00:55:30,520 I knew I'd get back to that. 826 00:55:32,020 --> 00:55:36,000 Please, just look at it. They insisted that I do it with my parents. 827 00:55:36,860 --> 00:55:37,860 Okay. 828 00:55:38,320 --> 00:55:39,560 I had a man to plug. 829 00:55:40,340 --> 00:55:43,300 If anything weird happens, blast it. 830 00:55:43,520 --> 00:55:44,520 I'm on it. 831 00:55:45,710 --> 00:55:47,630 Welcome to Earth Protectors. 832 00:55:49,790 --> 00:55:50,890 Hi, kids. 833 00:55:51,450 --> 00:55:56,730 Today's lesson is about combo. There's nothing I like more than a big serving 834 00:55:56,730 --> 00:55:57,730 garbage. 835 00:55:58,510 --> 00:56:03,050 So, kids, let's have fun and help each other. I'm sure any minute now this 836 00:56:03,050 --> 00:56:05,390 will convince you to take over the world or something. 837 00:56:06,530 --> 00:56:13,450 Scott, you've got to take responsibility 838 00:56:13,450 --> 00:56:14,670 for your actions, son. 839 00:56:17,380 --> 00:56:18,720 No! Wait! 840 00:56:19,200 --> 00:56:20,200 Wait! 841 00:56:20,880 --> 00:56:23,940 Mom, you're supposed to watch this and help me with my homework. 842 00:56:30,380 --> 00:56:32,140 Welcome to Earth Protectors. 843 00:56:32,440 --> 00:56:35,080 Listen very carefully to the following instructions. 844 00:56:35,640 --> 00:56:38,580 Earth Protectors will tell you exactly what to do. 845 00:56:39,140 --> 00:56:42,100 Earth Protectors will tell you exactly what to do. 846 00:56:58,160 --> 00:57:00,080 Excuse me, can I have everyone's attention, please? 847 00:57:01,020 --> 00:57:03,040 This is a hold -up. 848 00:57:07,040 --> 00:57:08,080 Where's Ron Eagle? 849 00:57:08,460 --> 00:57:09,500 Where are they? 850 00:57:10,120 --> 00:57:12,780 Where are they? They should be here by now if it worked. 851 00:57:13,180 --> 00:57:16,600 The program just said, wake up, get dressed, and report here for further 852 00:57:16,600 --> 00:57:18,280 instructions. Nothing complicated. 853 00:57:19,620 --> 00:57:21,740 Well, I asked them to run a few errands for me on the way. 854 00:57:23,020 --> 00:57:25,020 Well, I figured they might as well make themselves useful. 855 00:57:25,660 --> 00:57:29,640 No. Look, adult minds are almost impossible to control. I mean, the more 856 00:57:29,640 --> 00:57:33,680 complicated the... Sounds like them now. 857 00:57:34,500 --> 00:57:35,500 Hello? 858 00:57:36,740 --> 00:57:38,940 This is Rosen here, reporting for duty. 859 00:57:42,620 --> 00:57:44,240 What is going on here? 860 00:57:44,500 --> 00:57:48,400 I have no idea. Okay, don't worry. I'll take care of it. You just go see what's 861 00:57:48,400 --> 00:57:49,400 wrong with that program. 862 00:57:49,520 --> 00:57:50,520 I'll handle this. I will. 863 00:57:54,220 --> 00:57:56,160 I think we need to take a more direct approach. 864 00:57:57,640 --> 00:57:58,700 Thank you, dear. 865 00:57:59,260 --> 00:58:00,260 Thank you. 866 00:58:02,740 --> 00:58:05,020 Scott, this isn't the disc I gave you yesterday. 867 00:58:06,340 --> 00:58:07,340 It's not? 868 00:58:07,360 --> 00:58:09,600 Remember, yours was different from everybody else's. 869 00:58:10,820 --> 00:58:11,820 Miss Parker? 870 00:58:12,520 --> 00:58:13,540 Scott, did you hear? 871 00:58:13,860 --> 00:58:15,280 Amy's mom robbed the bank. 872 00:58:15,580 --> 00:58:17,420 What? Boys, settle down. 873 00:58:18,640 --> 00:58:20,860 Yeah, the police are out looking for her right now. 874 00:58:21,800 --> 00:58:23,840 She must have gotten like this when we fell. 875 00:58:24,600 --> 00:58:25,660 Come on, I gotta go. 876 00:58:26,700 --> 00:58:27,960 The bell has rung. 877 00:58:28,640 --> 00:58:29,700 What's going on? 878 00:58:30,540 --> 00:58:31,880 Um, sick. 879 00:58:32,320 --> 00:58:33,320 Very sick. 880 00:58:33,420 --> 00:58:34,420 I gotta go. 881 00:58:35,340 --> 00:58:36,340 Randy is too. 882 00:59:02,890 --> 00:59:04,230 Okay, I'll meet you there. All right, bye. 883 00:59:05,870 --> 00:59:08,590 Just as I thought. The kids are in trouble. 884 00:59:09,610 --> 00:59:12,890 They all got emergency pagers from a place called Earth Protectors. 885 00:59:13,510 --> 00:59:14,750 Scott thinks it's a setup. 886 00:59:15,110 --> 00:59:17,670 Well, you better call somebody. The Fantastic Four. 887 00:59:17,890 --> 00:59:18,848 A Superman. 888 00:59:18,850 --> 00:59:22,030 Superman? You think Superman can do a better job than me? 889 00:59:23,570 --> 00:59:25,790 Do you know who I am? 890 00:59:41,640 --> 00:59:44,220 I hope you don't expect me to sew all those buttons back on. 891 00:59:44,440 --> 00:59:45,440 Up, up and away! 892 00:59:48,100 --> 00:59:50,040 Up, up and away! 893 00:59:51,380 --> 00:59:53,040 I better get a running start. 894 00:59:55,700 --> 00:59:56,700 What is this? 895 00:59:58,320 --> 00:59:59,320 It's fenced. 896 01:00:03,400 --> 01:00:09,920 It looks like we've all been invited to the same party. 897 01:00:10,480 --> 01:00:12,860 Interest protectors whoever they are throwing it. 898 01:00:13,320 --> 01:00:18,540 Maybe we owe Scott an apology Let's go 899 01:00:46,950 --> 01:00:48,590 A little theatrical, don't you think? 900 01:00:49,170 --> 01:00:50,350 Yes, it is theatrical. 901 01:00:56,690 --> 01:00:58,530 A cage? 902 01:01:03,630 --> 01:01:07,670 I got to tell you, I wasn't sure if this cage was going to be able to hold you 903 01:01:07,670 --> 01:01:10,870 guys, considering the bars are made out of aluminum foil. 904 01:01:12,130 --> 01:01:15,170 But I guess that's all just part of the game, huh? 905 01:01:15,710 --> 01:01:16,870 What exactly is your game? 906 01:01:18,610 --> 01:01:20,310 Brainwashing kids? What's going on? 907 01:01:21,630 --> 01:01:22,650 Kidnapping housewives? 908 01:01:23,690 --> 01:01:24,870 Stop me when I'm warm. 909 01:01:25,350 --> 01:01:26,350 Malcolm! 910 01:01:26,930 --> 01:01:27,970 What are you doing? 911 01:01:29,170 --> 01:01:30,390 What is all of this? 912 01:01:31,530 --> 01:01:35,110 Look, Bronze Eagle, you've got it all wrong. We're not criminals. 913 01:01:36,330 --> 01:01:39,450 Really, we're not. We're just trying to make the world a better place, and if 914 01:01:39,450 --> 01:01:42,270 you just give me a couple minutes to explain, I'm... Nina! 915 01:01:43,170 --> 01:01:44,170 Shut up! 916 01:01:48,610 --> 01:01:53,930 My delusional and altruistic friend here constantly fails to see the true 917 01:01:53,930 --> 01:01:55,010 potential of her own invention. 918 01:01:56,950 --> 01:01:58,950 I hope I don't come off overly cautious. 919 01:01:59,830 --> 01:02:01,790 What with all the aluminum foil and whatnot. 920 01:02:15,190 --> 01:02:17,270 Amy, I don't have time to explain. 921 01:02:17,660 --> 01:02:19,520 But your mother didn't really rob that bank. 922 01:02:20,000 --> 01:02:21,000 How do you know that? 923 01:02:21,620 --> 01:02:24,440 I'm pretty sure it was part of a plot to capture my parents. 924 01:02:24,800 --> 01:02:25,880 What are you talking about? 925 01:02:26,100 --> 01:02:28,020 Look, but you have to trust me on this. 926 01:02:28,780 --> 01:02:30,380 You remember that kid on the side of the building? 927 01:02:30,900 --> 01:02:31,900 The dorky one? 928 01:02:32,980 --> 01:02:34,040 Well, that was me. 929 01:02:35,400 --> 01:02:36,400 Come on. 930 01:02:58,570 --> 01:02:59,930 Maybe I shouldn't have taken a cab. 931 01:03:19,310 --> 01:03:20,310 Adam. 932 01:03:21,210 --> 01:03:22,210 Right? 933 01:03:22,510 --> 01:03:27,610 You're totally fried when I get out of here. 934 01:03:27,980 --> 01:03:31,600 You know, with your powers at my disposal, I'll have no trouble 935 01:03:31,600 --> 01:03:33,960 controlling the mind of every consumer in the world. 936 01:03:34,300 --> 01:03:35,920 What makes you think we'll cooperate? 937 01:03:37,980 --> 01:03:38,980 I don't. 938 01:03:39,460 --> 01:03:42,980 But in another minute or two, with this aluminum foil soaking up all your 939 01:03:42,980 --> 01:03:44,460 energy, you'll be too weak to resist anything. 940 01:03:45,920 --> 01:03:47,380 Malcolm, why are you doing this? 941 01:03:48,240 --> 01:03:50,420 Nina, give me the disc. 942 01:03:51,460 --> 01:03:52,460 No. 943 01:03:53,160 --> 01:03:55,140 I can't believe I've been such an idiot. 944 01:03:56,720 --> 01:03:58,600 I thought that you and I shared the same dream. 945 01:03:58,800 --> 01:04:02,360 Nina, look, there's no reason we both can't accomplish our dreams here, okay? 946 01:04:03,140 --> 01:04:06,860 I should have known the day I caught you drinking out of that styrofoam cup. 947 01:04:08,240 --> 01:04:10,000 I mean, there's so many signs. 948 01:04:10,280 --> 01:04:14,180 I mean, all those beef jerky wrappers and that leather belt you told me came 949 01:04:14,180 --> 01:04:16,040 from a cow that died of natural causes. 950 01:04:22,160 --> 01:04:23,240 Get her out of here, please. 951 01:04:23,840 --> 01:04:25,340 Maybe we'll recycle her later. 952 01:04:29,290 --> 01:04:30,290 What were we talking about? 953 01:04:41,470 --> 01:04:43,730 Look, there's my mom's motorcycle. 954 01:04:44,030 --> 01:04:45,030 I was right. 955 01:04:45,270 --> 01:04:48,450 That's your mom's? Oh, jeez, my mom drives a hatchback. 956 01:04:49,370 --> 01:04:51,790 Hey, there's my mom's station wagon. 957 01:04:52,950 --> 01:04:54,730 Okay, I feel a little bit better. 958 01:04:55,450 --> 01:04:56,690 But where's my grandpa? 959 01:04:58,800 --> 01:05:00,060 He should have been here by now. 960 01:05:00,900 --> 01:05:02,640 We need his reinforcements. 961 01:05:02,860 --> 01:05:05,440 Scott, if my mom's in there, we can't just stand out here and wait. 962 01:05:06,020 --> 01:05:06,859 Let's go. 963 01:05:06,860 --> 01:05:09,760 Wait, what are you guys talking about? We can't go in there, okay? I mean, 964 01:05:09,760 --> 01:05:11,100 not superheroes. No superpowers. 965 01:05:11,660 --> 01:05:12,760 So what, Randy? 966 01:05:13,320 --> 01:05:15,340 You don't need superpowers to help people. 967 01:05:15,600 --> 01:05:16,600 Come on. 968 01:05:17,060 --> 01:05:19,540 Guys, I'm probably not your best bet here. Come on. 969 01:05:51,120 --> 01:05:55,540 At this point, you probably shouldn't be surprised, but your parents are a 970 01:05:55,540 --> 01:05:57,060 bronze eagle and warrior woman? 971 01:05:57,440 --> 01:05:58,860 You got a problem with that? 972 01:06:00,060 --> 01:06:03,840 No. Just, uh, wondering why they never came to career day, right? 973 01:06:04,060 --> 01:06:05,920 So that really was you on the side of that building? 974 01:06:06,320 --> 01:06:08,720 Yeah. Saving people is kind of a family business. 975 01:06:09,420 --> 01:06:10,980 But you're not a superhero, right? 976 01:06:11,600 --> 01:06:13,280 Right. How'd you know that? 977 01:06:13,620 --> 01:06:16,260 Well, you'd expect a superhero to make a goal every once in a while. 978 01:06:18,600 --> 01:06:20,060 Hello? Hi. Yeah. 979 01:06:20,320 --> 01:06:23,100 Can we just get a little bit of focus here? I mean, you had the entire seventh 980 01:06:23,100 --> 01:06:24,660 grade to stare at each other. Am I right? 981 01:06:31,540 --> 01:06:35,460 We just have to distract them long enough to get into that cage. 982 01:06:36,360 --> 01:06:38,700 And then we have to get the cuffs off of my folks, okay? 983 01:06:39,660 --> 01:06:43,600 Oh, shoot. And me without my welding gun. It's just aluminum foil. 984 01:06:44,520 --> 01:06:45,520 Long story. 985 01:06:45,940 --> 01:06:47,160 And the distracting part? 986 01:06:48,880 --> 01:06:49,880 Don't worry. 987 01:06:50,600 --> 01:06:56,180 i think i got a plan great now i'm gonna have a little training video 988 01:07:44,939 --> 01:07:47,560 Come on, let's go. It's those kids. They're around here somewhere. Find 989 01:07:47,600 --> 01:07:48,600 Let's go. 990 01:08:30,700 --> 01:08:34,140 There's nothing you can do to hurt me, but there's a million different things I 991 01:08:34,140 --> 01:08:35,140 can do to hurt you. 992 01:08:40,260 --> 01:08:42,180 This stuff. 993 01:08:42,500 --> 01:08:44,960 Yeah, come on, tough guy. I eat this stuff for breakfast, huh? 994 01:08:46,180 --> 01:08:47,540 Ow, my filling. 995 01:08:47,840 --> 01:08:51,380 Ow. So I guess that leaves you. 996 01:08:51,680 --> 01:08:52,680 I got him. 997 01:08:53,720 --> 01:08:55,740 Scott, you've got to save us. What are you doing? 998 01:08:56,160 --> 01:08:59,160 Sorry, kid. I know the foil hurts, but I can't have you messing up our plan. 999 01:09:00,109 --> 01:09:01,109 Play along. 1000 01:09:01,510 --> 01:09:02,609 My powers! 1001 01:09:03,569 --> 01:09:04,670 Get him out of here. 1002 01:09:08,630 --> 01:09:09,630 Our plans? 1003 01:09:10,609 --> 01:09:14,390 You can't do this without me. There's no way I'm letting you get rich off my 1004 01:09:14,390 --> 01:09:17,649 program. Besides, with my half of the money, I'll just buy the stupid 1005 01:09:17,649 --> 01:09:18,649 rainforest. 1006 01:09:19,470 --> 01:09:22,410 Dina, I think I underestimated you. 1007 01:09:28,990 --> 01:09:31,170 Three more minutes and their minds belong to me. 1008 01:09:31,950 --> 01:09:33,910 Uh... What? 1009 01:09:34,550 --> 01:09:35,550 Download. What is that? 1010 01:09:35,670 --> 01:09:36,670 Interrupted. 1011 01:09:37,010 --> 01:09:40,290 Download. What is that? What just happened? Oh, um... Nothing. Download. 1012 01:09:41,410 --> 01:09:43,310 Interrupted. There. Now I'm done. 1013 01:09:44,189 --> 01:09:45,189 Resume download. 1014 01:09:46,229 --> 01:09:47,290 Resume download. Hold up there, boss. 1015 01:09:48,189 --> 01:09:49,870 I think you might want to use this disc. 1016 01:09:54,470 --> 01:09:55,470 You're out of here. 1017 01:09:56,070 --> 01:09:57,350 You'll never get away with it. 1018 01:10:00,780 --> 01:10:01,780 load in progress. 1019 01:10:02,460 --> 01:10:06,640 Time remaining 2 minutes 54 seconds. 1020 01:10:07,360 --> 01:10:09,360 Initialize hyper hypnotic format. 1021 01:10:14,940 --> 01:10:17,300 Mind control extensions enabled. 1022 01:10:20,200 --> 01:10:22,840 Commencing DNA restructure sequence. 1023 01:10:28,620 --> 01:10:31,980 Total program download in 1 minute, 15 seconds. 1024 01:10:39,560 --> 01:10:44,260 Initializing brain stem and cortex power drain. Hey! Hey, kid, come back here! 1025 01:10:45,040 --> 01:10:46,080 Give me that ball! 1026 01:10:47,820 --> 01:10:49,940 Kid, I'm telling you, I'm warning you! 1027 01:10:50,320 --> 01:10:51,400 Do something! 1028 01:10:52,580 --> 01:10:55,660 Power drain program completion in 30 seconds. 1029 01:10:56,270 --> 01:10:58,730 Total genetic restructure in 30 seconds. 1030 01:11:01,350 --> 01:11:04,190 Commencing temporal lobe reprogramming sequence. 1031 01:11:05,010 --> 01:11:07,170 Initializing synapse scramble sequence. 1032 01:11:07,930 --> 01:11:09,550 Initializing memory blanking. 1033 01:11:11,190 --> 01:11:13,870 Total mind control in 15 seconds. 1034 01:11:18,270 --> 01:11:21,010 Total mind control in 10 seconds. 1035 01:11:54,170 --> 01:11:57,050 Watch him while I go take care of his friends. 1036 01:12:00,310 --> 01:12:01,310 That's my wife. 1037 01:12:05,090 --> 01:12:06,090 Scott, 1038 01:12:09,350 --> 01:12:12,070 I just want to say that I'm really proud of you. 1039 01:12:12,950 --> 01:12:13,950 Thanks, Dad. 1040 01:12:14,470 --> 01:12:19,010 And it's like I said, you don't need superpowers to be a superhero. 1041 01:12:20,050 --> 01:12:21,870 Yeah, but it sure would have been a lot easier. 1042 01:12:25,800 --> 01:12:29,340 Well, that should take care of any lingering memories of our identities. 1043 01:12:30,640 --> 01:12:34,520 You know, if you guys could destroy the rest of the disc as well, I'd really 1044 01:12:34,520 --> 01:12:40,360 appreciate it. I realize you can't force a person to do something, and I think 1045 01:12:40,360 --> 01:12:43,760 I'd like to go back to saving the world one bag of garbage at a time. 1046 01:12:45,880 --> 01:12:47,280 Thanks for saving my mom. 1047 01:12:48,080 --> 01:12:49,080 You're awesome. 1048 01:12:49,640 --> 01:12:50,640 Thanks. 1049 01:12:51,520 --> 01:12:53,820 Um, I want to ask you something, but... 1050 01:12:54,320 --> 01:12:56,780 Don't want you to think it's just because you saved my life. 1051 01:12:57,700 --> 01:12:59,300 Because I liked you before you did that. 1052 01:13:01,240 --> 01:13:02,620 But there's this... Yes. 1053 01:13:04,200 --> 01:13:05,200 Really? 1054 01:13:05,460 --> 01:13:09,760 Yes. I wanted to ask you, but I didn't think you liked me. No way. I thought 1055 01:13:09,760 --> 01:13:10,760 didn't like me. 1056 01:13:10,880 --> 01:13:11,880 No way. 1057 01:13:13,760 --> 01:13:14,780 Adam, don't. 1058 01:13:15,180 --> 01:13:16,180 Mom? Dad. 1059 01:13:17,520 --> 01:13:20,820 Scott, she'll be fine. She just won't remember anything that happened the last 1060 01:13:20,820 --> 01:13:21,719 couple of hours. 1061 01:13:21,720 --> 01:13:24,760 Now she's not going to remember she likes me. If she liked you before, it 1062 01:13:24,760 --> 01:13:25,760 shouldn't matter. 1063 01:13:27,800 --> 01:13:31,160 Whoa, all right, now it's Sparky. I mean, look, I need all the brain cells I 1064 01:13:31,160 --> 01:13:35,820 get, right? I mean, guys, wait, guys, look, I promised not to tell anybody. I 1065 01:13:35,820 --> 01:13:38,760 mean, look, who will believe me, right? I don't even believe you. You guys don't 1066 01:13:38,760 --> 01:13:39,759 believe me. 1067 01:13:39,760 --> 01:13:44,600 You know, you guys owe me, okay? I mean, I practically saved your life. 1068 01:13:44,990 --> 01:13:47,110 Can I zap him just to shut him up? 1069 01:13:47,650 --> 01:13:49,090 We couldn't have done it without him. 1070 01:13:49,630 --> 01:13:52,490 It would be nice for Scott to have someone to talk to. 1071 01:13:54,830 --> 01:13:55,870 Okay. Yes! 1072 01:13:58,150 --> 01:13:59,150 Honey, 1073 01:14:00,430 --> 01:14:01,770 is this a bad time to talk about the laundry? 1074 01:14:02,170 --> 01:14:04,630 You're putting way too much starch in the laundry. 1075 01:14:07,630 --> 01:14:09,890 I'm here to save the day. 1076 01:14:11,570 --> 01:14:12,590 Dad, Dad, Dad. 1077 01:14:13,670 --> 01:14:14,670 You're late. 1078 01:14:15,500 --> 01:14:16,820 I knew I should have taken a cab. 1079 01:14:18,540 --> 01:14:20,220 I better sit down. 1080 01:14:20,580 --> 01:14:21,580 Over here. 1081 01:14:30,920 --> 01:14:33,560 Now, all we have to do is light the campfire. 1082 01:14:34,100 --> 01:14:36,080 Don't even think about it, you little fire starter. 1083 01:14:36,420 --> 01:14:37,540 You know you're not supposed to do that. 1084 01:14:37,860 --> 01:14:39,540 Who appointed you? 1085 01:14:40,180 --> 01:14:41,180 Smokey the Bear? 1086 01:14:46,280 --> 01:14:47,460 Pretty exciting day, huh? 1087 01:14:48,240 --> 01:14:49,460 What's that supposed to mean? 1088 01:14:50,220 --> 01:14:52,680 Your mom robbing the bank and find out she was brainwashed? 1089 01:14:53,200 --> 01:14:55,540 Good thing Brian's Eagle and Warrior Woman showed up. 1090 01:14:55,760 --> 01:14:57,240 Yeah, it was really lucky. 1091 01:14:58,420 --> 01:14:59,420 Amy? 1092 01:15:01,260 --> 01:15:04,160 Uh... Good luck today. 1093 01:15:05,080 --> 01:15:06,340 Thanks. You too. 1094 01:15:06,900 --> 01:15:08,220 Try not to choke, okay? 1095 01:15:09,820 --> 01:15:10,920 So much for remembering. 1096 01:15:17,480 --> 01:15:18,860 That's burning rubber, I smell. 1097 01:15:21,020 --> 01:15:22,020 Molly! 1098 01:15:23,100 --> 01:15:24,100 Molly! 1099 01:15:26,540 --> 01:15:27,540 Mom! 1100 01:15:28,880 --> 01:15:32,240 Mom! Okay, let's vote for team captain now. 1101 01:15:35,020 --> 01:15:36,020 Scott. 1102 01:15:36,500 --> 01:15:37,500 Amy. 1103 01:15:40,680 --> 01:15:42,400 Scott. What? 1104 01:15:43,520 --> 01:15:45,120 Well, congratulations, Scott. 1105 01:15:45,600 --> 01:15:47,740 You're ahead by one vote, and you're the only one who hasn't voted. 1106 01:15:48,260 --> 01:15:49,260 Yeah. 1107 01:15:51,880 --> 01:15:53,440 Amy. What? 1108 01:15:55,120 --> 01:15:56,120 I'll vote for Amy. 1109 01:15:57,560 --> 01:15:58,640 All tied up, then. 1110 01:15:59,580 --> 01:16:01,480 You two okay with being co -captains? 1111 01:16:02,420 --> 01:16:03,420 Yep. 1112 01:16:05,420 --> 01:16:06,780 He must be very proud. 1113 01:16:08,220 --> 01:16:09,220 I am. 1114 01:16:09,740 --> 01:16:10,740 Let's play some ball. 1115 01:16:10,940 --> 01:16:11,940 All right. 1116 01:16:12,640 --> 01:16:14,560 You know, I was thinking... 1117 01:16:14,830 --> 01:16:17,890 Don't you just sidekick? I mean, every superhero has one, right? You know, just 1118 01:16:17,890 --> 01:16:21,610 the queen wisecracking friend just follows him around. Come on. I'm not a 1119 01:16:21,610 --> 01:16:22,610 superhero. 1120 01:16:22,690 --> 01:16:25,870 So? Neither was the Lone Ranger, but he had Tonto, huh? 1121 01:16:26,190 --> 01:16:27,250 Okay, you want to be Tonto? 1122 01:16:28,470 --> 01:16:29,470 Actually, no. 1123 01:16:29,530 --> 01:16:33,150 But I'd like to be that Kato guy. You know, the guy from the Green Hornet? I 1124 01:16:33,150 --> 01:16:35,630 mean, the Green Hornet was one of the coolest superheroes of all. 1125 01:16:35,990 --> 01:16:39,370 Yeah, he was a pretty nice guy. I like him a lot. You know him? 1126 01:16:39,610 --> 01:16:41,670 Know him? He came to my birthday party.